Apple Butter

When I was eight and my little sister was three, my family drove from our home in Brooklyn, New York to my aunt and uncle’s house in Montana. While I’m certain travelling 2500 miles with two young children was difficult for our parents (we spilled apple juice in every road-side restaurant from New Jersey to North Dakota), the trip was unforgettable. We visited three of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s homes, saw Mount Rushmore and climbed around the Badlands. In Montana, my cousin and I “sewed” dresses for our American Girls and were allowed to walk to the neighborhood playground all by ourselves. I lay awake long after my 9 o’clock bedtime – amazed that, this far from home, the sun never seemed to set.

On a trip where I got to ride in a covered wagon and wander the banks of Plum Creek, I wouldn’t have expected to find the most magic in a small restaurant less than halfway out from Brooklyn.

My mom grew up in a small town outside of Cleveland. Both of her parents died before either my sister or I were born, and while we’ve always been close to her family (we were driving out to Montana to visit her brother’s family), we never spent much time in Ohio growing up. While it has always been easy to imagine my dad’s childhood, growing up in Chelsea in the same apartment my grandparents still live in, my mother’s youth was always a greater mystery. Some Ohio traditions were easily transplanted to Brooklyn – we still make her family’s gingerbread recipe every year (and every year I am put to shame by my cousins’ icing designs). But her childhood, replete with ice cream socials and the prize-winning goats next door, was always difficult to imagine.

On the second or third day of our trip, we stopped in my mom’s hometown. We drove past her childhood home (goats long gone by then) and visited our first soda fountain. That night, we went to a small restaurant in town that had been open since my mother was a girl. While never a picky eater, at eight I wasn’t a particularly discerning one either.  For most of the trip, I subsisted happily on the offers from kids’ menus that never varied from state to state.

In truth, I remember very little about that magical dinner in Ohio. I know it was fancy, by my eight-year-old standards, and so I likely ordered a Shirley Temple. And I know that, as we waited for our dinners, our waiter brought out a basket of warm bread and apple butter. I’d never heard of apple butter, and tended to avoid anything apple-like since very scientifically diagnosing myself as allergic at age 6. Still, it was only the raw ones that bothered me, and this apple butter smelled so very, very good.

My mother spread some on a fresh roll, telling my sister and me that this restaurant had been serving apple butter since she was our age. And with that first bite (spicy and sweet and so smooth!) I suddenly felt that much closer to my mom’s childhood.

Incidentally, apple butter on a low carb base (like multigrain pop cakes, a personal favorite in this house) makes for a great diabetic-friendly snack, coming in at about 10 grams of carbs.

Apple Butter

Ingredients – Makes about 4.5 cups (I preserved 4 cups in mason jars and kept the rest in a jar in the fridge for immediate use)

6 lbs mixed cooking apples (I used a mixture of Fuji, Courtland and Granny Smiths)

1.5 cu. apple cider

3 cu. sugar

3 tbs lemon juice

2 cinnamon sticks & 5-10 whole cloves, tied together in cheesecloth (star anise could also be quite nice)

1/3 tsp freshly grated nutmeg

Note: The basic idea here is to make a sweet, spicy applesauce and let it cook down for a nice long time. This is a good project for a slow Sunday.

1. Peel and core your apples, cutting them into quarters, and drop them in a big ol’ pot. Add the apple cider and bring it to a simmer, covered, over medium heat. Cook for about half an hour, until the apples are soft and tender. Remove from the heat.

2. This step is where you will be gleefully smug if you’ve had the foresight to invest in an immersion blender. If you have, cheerfully blend your apples right there in the pot until the mixture is completely smooth. If you haven’t, don’t despair! Just transfer the applesauce to a blender, pureeing in batches (it’ll probably take 3-4 turns) until all of your apples are smooth. Consider adding an immersion blender to your Christmas list.

3. Once the applesauce has been pureed and is back (or still) in its pot, bring the mixture back up to a simmer on medium-low. Add in the sugar, spice packet tied up in cheesecloth, and nutmeg, and stir to combine. Let the mixture simmer, uncovered, for about two hours, or until it is silky smooth and amber to dark brown. Stir it often to make sure it doesn’t burn.

4. If you’ll be eating your apple butter immediately, remove from the stove, let cool, and place in a jar in your fridge. It will last for between 2 weeks and a month. If you’ll be preserving the butter, proceed to step 5.

5. About half an hour before your butter will be done, wash 2 pint-sized mason jars in hot, soapy water. Then bring the jars to a boil in a large pot (make sure to put something – I use a metal steamer – in between the jars and the bottom of the pot, so they don’t get too hot) and let them boil for ten minutes. Do the same thing with the jars’ lids. Leave these in the hot water if your apple butter isn’t done yet.

6. When the apple butter is done, spoon it into the jars until there’s about a half inch between the butter and the top of the jar. Place the lids on and screw on the ring.

7. Lower the jars back into a large pot of boiling water (with the metal steamer still in there!), so that there is at least an inch of water above the lid of the jars. Boil for 10 minutes (15 minutes if you’re at an altitude of more than 6000 ft). Remove the jars from the boiling water using tongs and allow to cool on a cooling rack. You can tell the jars have been properly processed if the lids don’t make a “pop” sound when you push down on them.

Carbs per tablespoon: About 7

The Perfect Storm

Well, dear friends, wouldn’t you say it’s time for a drink? In less than a week we’ll be baking pies, roasting turkey, and making conversation with relatives across the wide gape of the political divide. With Thanksgiving over, we’ll be caught up in the whirlwind of gift-buying, cookie-baking, and the many Christmas, Hannukah and New Years parties we are all sure to be invited to. And while there’s no one in the world who loves the holiday season more than I do (truly, no one), even I admit that it can be a bit exhausting. So, right now, in the calm before the storm, let’s share a drink together.

I’m a big fan of ginger (Spice, hair, spice). My family’s made gingerbread men every Christmas for generations, and to my mind there’s little more comforting on a blustery November day than a hearty slice of freshly baked gingerbread. Still, let’s be reasonable now. You can’t drink freshly baked gingerbread. Entirely useless for our purposes this evening.

Imbibing your ginger takes either several days patience and some small amount of work or about $35. Since I like to save my pennies for Bulleit bourbon or Hendrick’s gin, I decided to go the first route. This is also a wise decision if (like my father, who first introduced me to the ginger flavored liqueur Canton), you find ginger-based beverages quickly becoming your go-to cocktail. Those fancy bottles of Canton don’t last nearly as long as you’d think they would. One sip of this modified Dark & Stormy and I think you’ll agree that the wait is worth it.

Hear that? It’s the clock striking six. Drop a big ice cube into your waiting glass. Cut yourself a generous wedge of lime. Pour in an once and a half of dark rum (Gosling’s is our go-to) and half an ounce of your precious ginger liqueur. Mix it around with your finger – it’s okay, no one’s watching. Now relax. In a few weeks, we’ll all be filled with love for our fellow man and the bustle of the holiday season. In the meantime, I’ll be curling up under my softest blanket, with a much-anticipated mystery noveland a cup of pre-holiday cheer.

Homemade Ginger Liqueur (adapted from Serious Eats)

Ingredients
2 ounces ginger root, peeled and cut into thin slices (this was about 2 knobs of ginger for me)
1 vanilla bean, sliced in half lengthwise
Zest of 1 orange
1 cu white sugar
1.5 cu water
1.5 cu brandy (don’t buy anything too fancy or expensive for this – I got a perfectly serviceable 750 ml bottle for $12)

1. Make a simple syrup with the ginger and vanilla: place the sliced ginger, vanilla bean, sugar and water in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to medium low and let it simmer for about 20 minutes, or until the ginger softens. Remove from the heat and let cool. Do not strain.

2. In the meantime, pour the brandy into a glass container. Add the orange zest and, when cool, the syrup (with the ginger and vanilla bean still included). Close the glass jar or bottle, shake, and let sit for a day while the flavors meld.

3. Remove the vanilla bean, close the container again, shake and let sit for another day.

4. The next day, strain the mixture through a coffee filter into a glass container for storage. Almost there! Now just let it rest for one more day to let the flavors mellow out. The next day, make the The Perfect Storm.

The Perfect Storm*

Ingredients
1 lime
1.5 ou. dark rum (like Gosling’s)
.5 ou ginger liqueur

1. Cut a hearty lime wedge.

2. Pour 1.5 ounces dark rum into an ice-filled Old Fashioned glass. Add a half ounce of ginger liqueur.

3. Squeeze in the lime wedge, stir, and enjoy.

*A quick Google search reveals a number of cocktails calling themselves “The Perfect Storm,” ranging from the disgusting to the delicious. I figure, what harm can it do to add one more to the mix?

Hurricane Chili

Well, it has been some time, hasn’t it?

Aren’t broken computers fascinating? Could there be anything more irritating than trying to deal with computer issues? Yet at the same time, could there be anything less interesting to listen to than the computer problems of others? To make a boring story somewhat less boring: my brand new MacBook Pro was in the shop being repaired for three weeks. Now it is back in the shop, once again being repaired as that first repair was rather less effective than one would have hoped. In the meantime, I am using a nearly 5-year-old MacBook. It’s a very sweet old thing. The disc drive doesn’t work, the wireless connection pretends it doesn’t exist. But I’ll be darned if the word processor isn’t a game old gal!

For all her effort, this steadfast computer is uncomfortable dealing with photos. Over the past few months I’ve taken pictures of many meals, imagining future blog posts (things to look forward to: homemade ginger liquor and apple butter!). I’ve put these posts off, waiting for the day I’d be able to post pictures again.

Then, Hurricane Sandy came along. If a hurricane isn’t a good enough reason to say “I’m going to have a party!” throw up your hands, make some hurricane chili and blog about it, well then you’re waiting for an opportunity that’s never going to come along.

On Saturday, Dan and I made a pre-storm trip to Whole Foods. For some reason, the Asian canned-food items looked much better than their American brethren, so we stocked up on Tom Kha Phak, ramen noodles, and Bombay potatoes (and a big ol’ box of white wine). Today, in our last hours of electricity, Dan and I decided to make Rick Bayless’ “World’s Greatest Chili.” It’s all pantry staples, and we had some ground meat we wanted to use up before we lost power, so it seemed like a reasonable choice.


Here’s the thing about hurricane chili: unless you’ve planned for this particular dish in advance, you’re going to realize partway through your cooking preparations that you are out of some vital ingredient. Unlike most nights, hurricane nights aren’t forgiving of these mistakes. There’s no change running up the block for those canned tomatoes, or that missing cumin (where on earth could it have gotten to???).

These nights, when we’ve been told so very often to “hunker down” with our loved ones, call for flexibility and forgiveness (truly, there’s only so much you can beat yourself up about neglecting to realize you were low on diced tomatoes). It’s a time to clean out your pantry, ask each other for advice, and trust your own taste. Our “world’s greatest chili” wound up being worlds away from Rick’s, but it was absolutely perfect for our night in.

Don’t feel the need to stick to closely to these ingredients – use what’s in your pantry or whatever strikes your fancy.

Hurricane Chili

(This post is dedicated to Dan, who cooked the Hurricane Chili and photographed our progress via Instagram)


Ingredients – Serves 4, unless you’re really hungry

2 tablespoons bacon drippings (recommended) or olive oil
1.5 lbs ground pork (or beef)
1 medium onion, chopped into 1/4 inch pieces
3 chipotle chiles in adobo
3 garlic cloves, peeled and cut in half
5 sundried tomatoes
1 tablespoon Mexican spice blend (mine contains cumin, garlic, paprika, white pepper, thyme and onion)
1/2 tablespoon ground coriander
1/2 tablespoon chili powder
Salt
2 tablespoons corn meal
1 can kidney beans, drained and rinsed
6 ounces dark ale (we used Newcastle Brown Ale)
2 cups water
2 cups cooked brown rice (1 cup dry rice)

1. Sautee the ground meat and onion in the bacon drippings or olive oil over medium-high heat until browned. Use a spoon to break up the ground meat as it cooks. This should take about ten minutes.

2. Place the chipotle chiles, garlic cloves, sundried tomatoes, and spices in the bowl of a food processor. Process until smooth. Add this mixture to the ground meat and onion, and cook for about 5 minutes.

3. Add the beer to the mixture, along with 1.5 cups of water and 1.5 teaspoons of salt. Stir to combine, reduce heat to low, and let simmer for 45 minutes. Add more water to the mixture if it looks like it’s getting dry.

4. After 45 minutes, stir in the corn meal and kidney beans. Let simmer for another 5 minutes. Serve over rice.

Total Carbs: 150
Carbs per serving:37.5